Jim: "I don't know, Mark. I just feel ... anxious lately. Now don't get me wrong here, I still love president trump. But I'm starting to have concerns that maybe he really is a criminal."
Mark: "I hear ya Jim. I had that same problem myself, with more stuff coming out every day it's tough not to. But that was before I discovered Denialax (tm). Just take one capfull at bedtime, and let Denialax' gentle, cleansing action sweep away those pesky facts and let you awaken refreshed and ready for a new day."
[A few days later ...]
Jim: "Say Mark, I took your advice and got some Denialax."
Mark: "That's great, Jim! Say, did you hear about the latest testimony from Michael Cohen?"
Jim: "Michael Cohen? Never heard of him."
[Both men start laughing]
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