Before seeing a movie or reading a book we might look to a review or synopsis to see if it is worth watching or reading, and whether the subject content might scare the kids.
With the Mueller report, of course, no such caution is necessary. There are individuals in Congress who are qualified, and have security clearance, to read the entire report. So in one sense a Barr review is a complete waste of time.
I have seen some amusing examples of titles that, if Barr were to do a review, could have the following descriptions.
I will give some examples so you can come up with your own.
1. Little Women — no height measurements were taken.
2. To kill a Mockingbird — no reference to actual death of any fowl.
3. Romeo and Juliet — just good friends.
4. Clockwork Oranges — origin unknown.
5. Hamlet — no evidence of Norwegian collusion.