Oh, this is too good to be true. But it is, despite the inevitable cries of Fake Gnus!
Seems our Stalwart Gibbering Hatriots of Freedumb have done what the American People and progressives throughout the country have not been able to accomplish; Make Hell’s Own Traffic Cone punch a hole in their Magic Barrier.
See, in their Hatriotic Fervor to keep out the People Who For Some Inscrutable Reason They Don’t Like, our selfless benefactors at We Build The Wall have built their little hate relic right onto federal land and put a locked gate across a levee road, all without bothering to get permits. Because, in the all-out struggle to Make America White (Except for, maybe, Slaves), there is no room for nice things like flood control or federal agents actually, y’know, patrolling the border. In yet another level of irony, their efforts have actually made it easier for people to cross the border.
Despite USIBWC requests to locate the gate further from American Dam, the private gate was constructed in a way that may channel undocumented immigrants into the American Dam area.
Needless to say, We Build The Wall founder and Yacht Enthusiast Brian Kolfage is in high dudgeon over this, which is odd, since removing the gate means he can sail his new yacht anywhere in the American Dam area…/s
So, we all get the sweet sight of the Trump Administration physically removing a barrier with Mexico that was paid for with the private, patriotic money typically allocated for extra ammo by America’s dumbest and shittiest white people.
Because, even in Hell, there must be some laughter.