Bill Barr, who derailed punishment for the architects of the Iran-Scandal by convincing Bush I to pardon the whole half-dozen facing the fire for running a private, extra-legal foreign policy, is the Attorney General of Trump’s dreams. He is willing to find a way to insert the citizenship question into the 2020 Census despite the Supreme Court’s adverse ruling, and to pre-empt Bob Mueller’s testimony to Congress by calling it “some kind of public spectacle.” His statements speak for themselves, proving he is the human incarnation of the Evil Consultant Dogbert, from Scott Adams‘s brilliant and long-running comic strip Dilbert. Thanks, Scott!