Hey, don’t worry about anything — particularly not the environment. Donald Trump is on it.
Trump is an environmentalist — an environmentalist, I tells ya:
From his logorrheic assault on logic and consensus reality at the G7:
"I think I know more about the environment than most people. I want clean air. I want clean water. I want a wealthy country. I want a spectacular country with jobs, with pensions and so many things and that’s what we’re getting."
“I think I know more about the environment than most people.”
From the guy who wants to nuke hurricanes.
And thinks “clean coal” is a thing.
And put a coal lobbyist in charge of the EPA.
And pulled us out of the Paris Climate Accord.
And thinks climate change is a Chinese hoax.
And skipped out on Monday’s climate change session at the G7.
Then again, he knows more about drones and renewables (for example, he’s the only person who knows windmills cause cancer) than anyone on Earth.
So, yeah. Happy Monday.
We’re fucking doomed.
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