My interest and liking of Elizabeth Warren has been growing by leaps and bounds lately and I wondered why. Then it hit me that she’s almost the complete opposite of the man I call Turnip and Grump. You know the guy.
Where she’s intelligent, he’s uhm, not. Where she’s charming, he’s . . . not. Where she’s full of energy, he’s absolutely not. Where she listens to people, he shouts at them. Where she goes after financial companies, he coddles them. Where she admits mistakes, he Sharpies them. Where she hugs regular people, he ignores them. Where she takes thousands of selfies with her fans, he tries to sell them merchandise. Where she knows about law and governance, he revels in his lack of knowledge, saying he’s so smart he doesn’t need to know anything else but what’s already in his head.
There are so many other ways they are the opposite. Feel free to let fly in the comments!