Dear President Trump:
If you are expecting forgiveness for this COVID-19 screw-up, you might want to reconsider. You may have noticed that Dad and I have never forgiven Satan, so keep in mind that we are capable of making exceptions. With the red on your ledger spreading day by day, you need to change your direction right now, sonny boy, confessing, repenting and doing all the good works of which we made you capable. Otherwise, you are never going to weasel out of what’s coming for you.
We’re not kidding,
The Management