Bwah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Oh, this is rich.
CNN:
The area is part of an ongoing construction project to improve existing sections of the wall.
Agent Carlos Pitones of the Customs and Border Patrol sector in El Centro, California, told CNN that the sections that gave way had recently been set in a new concrete foundation in Calexico, California. The concrete had not yet cured, according to Pitones, and the wall panels were unable to withstand the windy conditions.
Mexico will pay for this outrage!
Okay, so they had an excuse. The concrete had not yet cured. Sure. So it’s impenetrable to Mexicans who can’t conceive of buying a jackhammer, or some acid, or a shovel, or a ladder, or a power saw, or one of those orc battering rams from The Lord of the Rings. Or, you know, an airplane ticket. Or a car.
But other than that? Totally impenetrable.
I can see this is going to go swimmingly.
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