Former Prosecutor General of Ukraine, and general piece of shit, Viktor Shokin has suggested that Joe Biden tried to have him snuffed in Greece last year. While there, in September of last year, Shokin had two cardiac arrests and was hospitalized for ten days. After returning home, he decided to travel to Vienna, where a specialist told him that there were traces of mercury in his system.
"There was a need to continue treatment in order to return to normal life. They advised me to go to a clinic in Vienna. When I arrived in Vienna on October 9, 2019, I went to Nikolai Nikolaevich Korpan, a physician. He told me about [former president of Ukraine Viktor] Yushchenko and that he actually took part in curing him [Yushchenko had been poisoned]," said Shokin.
According to the former head of the Prosecutor General, he suffered mercury poisoning.
"On October 11, a doctor came to me and asked me: 'Are you aware that you have mercury in you?' "The findings indicate that mercury content in my body is 9.7%, that is, five times over the maximum limit. Then I found out that the methods of mercury poisoning vary greatly – they can poison you with mercury vapor, and there are other ways. As my friends at the SBU told me, this poisoning method is somewhat outdated, but it is sometimes used," he said.
I’ll pass on trying to figure out what 9.7% mercury is supposed to mean.
In case it’s unclear: I think this is ridiculous. (I won’t even add a #JoeBiden hashtag to this post.) Did someone want him out of the way? Perhaps, but good luck trying to figure that out. I can confidently say that it wasn’t Joe Biden, though. Call it a gut feeling.
Apologies for the brevity. It’s a far cry from my previous assassination analysis1 here but I’m on mobile, and I haven’t been able to dig up more, anyway.
1. Second part here if that’s your thing.