Donnie recently threatened to leave the country if he loses.
That tremendous roar you heard last Friday, when he first offered to leave the country, was the combined sound of the entire congregation of sane(ish) voters in the country, screaming loudly enough to cause minor earthquakes, “DO IN NOW, YOU WORTHLESS #&%$@&!^%.”
Thus offer presents a new problem for tRump (aside from his existing problem of never keeping promises in the first place). No one is willing to take him. If you think tRump’s polling numbers suck in the United States, take a look at his numbers overseas (and over borders).
Advanced nations have seen what he’s done to us and want no part of it. Additionally, they have no interest in being at the epicenter for whatever cosmic revenge karma might have in store for Liddle Donnie.
Less advanced nations stated that they have no time for coddling a pompous orange gasbag and have categorically refused him entrance, just like he has refused entrance, into the US, for their citizens.
The least advanced nations have noted that tRump’s presence would turn them into “shithole” countries, just like he’s done to the United States. Further, the money needed to isolate tRump from the more vulnerable members of their population would be better spent on growing food or buying spinners to distract their populations from chronic privations.
Putin can’t take him as that would be a direct admission of Vlad’s collusion in the 2016 elections. The puppet master must disown the puppet or face even greater repercussions when Joe Biden takes office. tRumpinocchio is going to be very hard pressed to lie himself back into Putin’s good graces now that their little plot to take over the world has exploded in their faces.
Even Donnie’s other ruthless dictator buddies won’t take him unless they can publicly display him as their very own personal dunk tank prisoner, helping to prop up their dubious claims to power. While Donnie is expert at bringing public ridicule upon himself, he won’t accept giving someone else the power to do so.
The citizens of Donner Island were open to the idea until they got a close look at Donnie and rejected him as being far too fat for their refined palates.
Even the most commonly suggested site for tRump’s relocation isn’t having it. The owners of Hell’s Half Acre have no intention of allowing tRump entry and have promised to honor any and all extradition requests should he manage to push his way in.
That means tRump’s only real choice will be between accepting State or Federal incarceration.
Update: Paula White is considering granting tRump sanctuary in the basement of her church if he’s willing to look after the other snakes. The ring of pedophile human traffickers currently occupying the space are planning to relocate the Jerry Falwell, Jr’s property at Liberty University as they are need room to grow with all the republican ex-congressmen needing to find work.
Bonus coverage: When presented with the huge gap in financial support between him and Joe Biden’s campaign, he’s saying crap like, “I could have raised more money if I wanted to.” He could just as easily (and more honestly) have said, “I would be doing better if I hadn’t supported Parscale’s and my bilking most of a billion dollars from the campaign.”
Sic semper tyrannis
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Music for Resisting
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Ad(s) of the Day (we are close to being caught up after yesterday’s Shade used only one ad)
I originally thought this bar was fairly near my house. Turns out it’s in Michigan.
Keith Olbermann: The Worst Person in the World
“Donald tRump is a terrorist who must be stopped.”
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Cut and Paste Department. This is the regularly scheduled plea for readers. I’ve still only had to make three memes. You have it within your power to make me work. If you spread the word about Evening Shade and your spreadee announces themselves in the comments, you will become eligible to receive your very, very special noprize of a meme of your very own. All you have to do is jump up and get out there and start carnival barking, cajoling, proselytizing (or pimping, if you are of an irreligious bent). You could even pester and push. Procrastination is not an option — it’s a way of life.
Today’s frustration: After finishing the first version of the snarky part of the text for this Shade and before saving my work, Mr. Computer decided to crash. The earlier version was much better. I’m sorry we’ll never see it. But it illustrates a democratic ideal: Get knocked down. Get back up and keep going. Don’t let the bastards get you down.
Jessiestaf started our GNR week again. I guess Mondays are for Jessie: Monday Good News Roundup
Goodie is down to less than 10 reasons to go. The days have flown by quickly during the longest year of our lives: Biden's battle with stuttering made him a better man: Day 92 out of 100 days of loving Joe Biden
Yosef 52 stopped by my neck of the woods to help lead the charge in Pennsylvania: Pennsylvania Polling (from Civiqs): Biden 52, Trump 45. BRING IT HOME BY GETTING OUT THE VOTE