The White House has the most sophisticated and robust testing and tracing capabilities in the world; the most up-to-date and advanced scientific knowledge on avoidance, spread, and prevention; and unlimited access to personal protective equipment.
Despite this, the coronavirus has reached the West Wing, the East Wing, and right into the Oval Office.
But, please, Mr Trump, tell us again how schools must fully open.
Please, Governor DeSantis, Governor Noem, tell us again how bars and restaurants must be allowed to fully open.
Please, Michigander militia man waving your external death penis and shouting your spittle-flecked hated in the faces of the police you claim to support, tell me how the minor inconvenience of wearing a mask in public is an unnecessary infringement on your rights.