I don’t know about all of you, but I am exhausted. I’m so tired of hoping that finally this will be the thing that convinces his supporters to leave his cult. There is no getting through to them.
Thus I now encourage them to go all in. Support das Fuhrer with your whole heart and soul! I want them to go all in and start organizing giant covid parties.
Herd immunity awaits you! Go out to bars, klan rallies, and visit your local GOP rep. Leave the mask at home, if you even own one. Shake hands, kiss, cough, and sneeze, preferably on your hands before you shake hands with your GOP rep.
Oh… most importantly, please do this ASAP. At the very least, before the end of October.
Remember, this is the only way to prove your true love an adoration to your loving father, Trump.
(Cause let’s be real, we all know you have strong Daddy issues.)