Marco Rubio tries and fails spectacularly to attack Kamala Harris on Twitter

by Walter Einenkel

Daily Kos Staff

Thursday, Oct. 08, 2020 Thursday, Oct. 08, 2020 at 9:43:43am PDT

WASHINGTON, DC - JUNE 10: Senate Small Business and Entrepreneurship Committee Chariman Marco Rubio (R-FL) listens during a hearing on June 10, 2020 in Washington, DC. The committee is examining the implementation of the CARES Act, which has handed out billions of dollars of government-backed forgivable loans to small-business owners if they keep employees on their payroll. (Photo by Al-Drago-Pool/Getty Images)

Sen. Marco Rubio—or as his Dear Leader calls him, “little marco”—continues his campaign for becoming the United States’ most well-known masochist. At the end of Wednesday night’s vice presidential debate between Sen. Kamala Harris and Vice President Mike Pence, Rubio went to his Twitter account and wrote: “Think hard about what you just saw...then decide who you want just one heartbeat away from the Presidency.”

Accompanying his text was a GIF showing the launch of nine rockets. In the context of the tweet, these rockets are presumably nuclear warheads. The implication and (possibly) joke (?) Rubio was offering up was that Harris, as vice president, would be a more dangerous proposition than the religious zealot who lies all of the time. The guy who never stops apologizing for the wildly corrupt and narcissistic steroid baby in the White House. The responses came fast and furious.

Her. Absolutely.
— Lance Cameron (@lcameron4435) October 8, 2020

A reminder of who Rubio is.

We have decided! #RepublicansForBiden pic.twitter.com/mCGHgSk72M
— Republicans for Joe Biden (@RepsForBiden) October 8, 2020

It’s also important for lil’ marco to remember that this president hasn’t needed missiles to get Americans killed in historic numbers.

Seems like we're all pretty much decided that we'll go for the guy who didn't kill 213,000 Americans and the economy. pic.twitter.com/7rgQXDHKL9
— Lesley Abravanel🆘 (@lesleyabravanel) October 8, 2020

And because fuck Rubio and his pathetic Renfield act.

LOL, those missiles?
They just landed on trump's campaign.
It's over, Marco. My neighbors are taking down their trump lawn signs.
— Dan Murphy (@DanMurphy2018) October 8, 2020

this you? pic.twitter.com/XHNb7LSp2E
— Aaron Fritschner (@Fritschner) October 8, 2020

And here are some policy facts.

I want the woman who didn’t let 210,000 Americans die for no reasons, who doesn’t owe $421 million to god knows who, who will protect my health care, and my right to get married.

Incredibly easy, Marco.
— Alex Mohajer (@AlexMohajer) October 8, 2020

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— Risky Liberal 86.45 (@RiskyLiberal) October 8, 2020

Here’s a nice one.

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— Throwmeawaythx (@throwmeawaythx) October 8, 2020

And from the Just Saying department.

I pick the lady who kept getting interrupted by the creepy Cub Scout leader from every after school special.
— The Hoarse Whisperer (@TheRealHoarse) October 8, 2020

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— ALT DOJ (@ALT_DOJ) October 8, 2020

Voting is real easy if you remember that the U.S. has nuclear weapons, then look at these four photos. pic.twitter.com/RYK4Q1DGxT
— JRehling (@JRehling) October 8, 2020

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— CrazySaguaro 💙🌵 (@TheCrazySaguaro) October 8, 2020

And from the ruh-roh department.

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— Vertebrate (@AngieGr60130939) October 8, 2020