One (of four) FANTASY histories of Donald Trump by Hal Brown
From the age of four on President Donald Trump grew up in the affluent neighborhood of Jamaica Estates in Queens, in New York City.
Had things not worked out so well financially for his sociopathic racist father, Fred, he could have ended up moving at the age of four from the comparatively modest home where they lived until then instead of to the mansion he lived in through most of his childhood, say for example, to a rental in Maspeth section of Queens.
Had the vagaries of fate ordained that Fred Trump failed at business despite his unbridled ambition, say for example, if he became an alcoholic like his oldest son, Fred Jr., Donald would not have been given enormous sums of money (despite Trump lying about the amount it, at least $413 million, not a “mere one million) to start his businesses.
Instead Fred Trump could have worked at one of the numerous Queens neighborhood butcher shops:
Trump would have ended up going to public schools where he'd have been a run-of-the-mill jock and bully barely passing his classes by forcing other students to cheat for him. He’d never have gone to Fordham and then transferred to the University of Pennsylvania. I doubt he’d even want to get into Queens College which is part of the public New York City university system.
He might even dropped out, or been kicked out, of high school for cheating or bullying. There’s a good chance he’d have gotten a job at the butcher shop where his father worked and learned to become a butcher.
I can see him fending for himself on the streets until he managed to join one of the many small time Queens youth gangs and eventually move up to be accepted into the West Side Zombies:
To some in Queens, who lived in Corona and Bayside in the fifties and early sixties, the Bayside West Zombies were the toughest gang in New York City. Three of them made the newspapers from the 1960 of a murder that was committed in a Manhasette, Long Island supermarket of a cop.
The young Trump would have been a nascent malignant narcissist. As he discovered that he could succeed by dint of sheer ambition and being more sociopathic, more brutish and self-aggrandizing than his peers he would have moved up in the gang’s hierarchy.
Considering that everyone knew what his father did and where Donald worked, he might have been given the name “butcher boy” when he was starting out his gang career.
In the world of gangs merely beating up hapless victims in the neighborhood and stealing from them wouldn’t be enough to move into a leadership role. He’d have to fight against other gangs in rumbles and prove himself with chains, knives, and zip-guns. In other words, the president we know today as the cowardly “cadet bone spurs” would have had to have gotten his hands bloody.
It is quite likely he would have ended up ruthlessly killing several people by beating them to a bloody pulp.
Trump would have relished the approbation coming from fellow gang members and enjoyed having others try to curry favor with him, and be turned on by having everyone else in the neighborhood be afraid of him.
He would have had to develop his “rep” as someone you mess with at your own peril. He would have consolidated his power through intimidation. In this respect he would be the Donald Trump we know today.
If Trump had stayed in Queens he could have been able to become the biggest most feared gang leader in all of Queens. His nickname would have gone from butcher boy to The Butcher of Queens.
As the president who has the often trending Twitter hashtag of #Trumpliedpeopledied because of his Covid denial, and now his refusal to allow the Biden transition team to work with the official Covid team, he can justifiably the butcher of America. (Click to enlarge image below.)
The second fantasy history of Donald Trump
It is quite possible that as posited in my story above, Fred Trump had ended up working in a Queens butcher shop and Donald followed in his footsteps he would have ended up as such a coward that he would have simply ended us as a butcher working in Queens.
The third fantasy history of Donald Trump
More likely, considering his ambition and the fact he’d still be a malignant narcissist, he would have gotten into a a career where people with such personalities can get ahead by using their charm, lying, and cheating.
The fourth fantasy history of Donald Trump
There’s fodder for a fourth fantasy history. It would be a true rags to riches story.
I suppose he could have gotten into local politics and managed to move into state and then national politics and become another moron member of the House.
I doubt he’d have become a modern day Al Capone because he isn’t intelligent enough although he’d ,most likely take bribes from real and corporate gangsters.