I know I lost November 3rd
still I quote the fights hysterical
From Michigan to Washington
in order categorical;
I’m very well acquainted too,
with matters quite unethical,
I understand Elections
both the simple and the radical.
About the Biden family,
Im teaming with a lot o’ news,
With many cheerful facts about the reasons that I shouldn’t lose.
I’m very good at spewing lies
and generating animus;
I can count upon the Senate being rather pusillanimous:
In short, in matters risible, farcical and criminal,
I am the very model of a Modern Male-Genital.
I know our mythic history,
Birth Certificates and Hillary’s
I lie a lot, I hate the press,
making fun of disabilities
I quote whatever falls out of
the pie hole of Sean Hannity,
My MAGA fans cant get enough
of this Fox News insanity.
I can shoot someone on the street
and someone else will take the heat
There’s never any Crow to eat.
(hmm Beastie Boys never drop the ...beat?)
Religious Fakirs know the score
They watch me sin and cry for “More!”
They really never cared at all,
even when I bribed a whore.
In short, in matters risible, farcical and criminal,
I am the very model of a Modern Male-Genital.
I know my pitch was quite illogical
But MAGA folks are diabolical,
And anyway their thinking is not critical,
to them all nonsense is political.
They backed me in this losing race,
cut off their nose to spite their face.
While I became a Basket Case,
They dreamed about a master race.
I only cared for my success,
and now the country is a mess,
But don’t ask me to confess,
Because deep down I could care less.
My kids and I tried to get rich
and red state rubes became our bitch
We failed and now you’re in a ditch
Your emporer’s clothes had not one stitch.
In short, in matters risible, farcical and criminal,
I am the very model of a Modern Male-Genital.