Oompa Loompa Doopitty Doe
Look! CNN has called it for Joe!
Oompa Loompa Doopitty Dend
Now at long last, our nightmare can end
What do you get when you govern by tweets?
Pandering to brown shirts and white sheets?
You made our nation so sick and tired
like "The Apprentice", you--are FIRED!
(YOU'RE THE BIGGEST LOSER!)
Oompa Loompa Doopitty Dar
Don't be a fascist; you will go far
You'll have peace, and good deeds you'll do
Like Joe Biden will, and Kamala too!