Baby Yoda, Good Place
Trump impeached and in disgrace
Welcome 2020, what could possibly go wrong?
Cory Booker out of luck,
Cats the movie: what the fuck?
Brexit happens, Meghan and Harry say "So long"
Drone attacks on Tehran,
Civet cats in Wuhan
Iowa Caucus fail, Harvey Weinstein goes to Jail
Virus hits the cruise ships,
Half-time has Shakira's hips
Cuomo's COVID crackdown. Italy's on lockdown!
Australia caught on fire
It's a flaming blunder in the land down under
We didn't start the fire
It was burning plenty during 2020
Quarantining day and night,
Oscars go to Parasite
Warren's chances out of reach,
Havoc in Daytona Beach
Schitt's Creek, Tiger King,
Murder hornets are a thing
Derecho kills the crop,
Primaries put Joe on top
Closing European borders,
Sanitizer/TP hoarders
Hong Kong, Twitter hack,
Beirut, Konarak
Ghislaine Maxwell, Kanye,
Locust plague in Kenya
Breonna Taylor, George Floyd,
Falwell's wife gets pool-boy'd!
We saw their pants on fire
They're a pack of liars starting countless fires
We didn't start the fire
It was burning plenty during 2020
Wash your hands, wear a mask Dr. Fauci's up to task
March in Minneapolis Trump's a sack of crap, no less
Market panics tank stock, Tulsa foiled by Tik Tok
Dem convention's roster. Who is the imposter?
Kidnap plot in Michigan,
Bill and Ted are back again
Old Guard, Shark Tank,
Republicans' boats sank
Portland's been invaded,
The White House babygated
Shots in Nova Scotia,
Murder in Kenosha!
We saw the stores on fire
It was such a pity that the cops were shitty
We didn't start the fire
It was burning plenty during 2020
Kobe Bryant, Orson Bean, Kirk Douglas, Peter Green
Kenny Rogers, John Prine, Little Richard, Al Kaline
Black Panther, James Bond, Olivia de Havilland
Diana Rigg, Alexis Eddy, John Lewis, Helen Reddy
Regis & Stevie Lee, and the host of Jeopardy
RBG! RIP! Who else will we have to see?
We saw the West on fire
While the heat was seething, we were barely breathing
We didn't start the fire
It was burning plenty during 2020
South Dakota Bikers' spread.
There's a fly on Pence's head
Donald needs a mic mute and the Mayo institute
Joe Biden's win is shaping,
Four Seasons Landscaping
Queen's Gambit, Destiel, Rebekah Jones is raising Hell
Lawsuits are performance art,
Carone's part, Rudy's fart
Parler, Grogu, Congress balks
Negging Dr. Jill's degree; mRNA-1273!*
Finally, we can end the year! '21 says "Hold my beer!"
We didn't start the fire
It was burning plenty during 2020
We didn't start the fire
But when it's finally done, there'll be another and another and another one....