The Psycho-phant
A politically modified organism (PMO) by the R & D department of the GOP
Part Chicken, part GOP Leadership; 100% Psycho-phant.
The official designation of this newly revealed GOP Senatorial Mascot is the Naked Neck, Raw Rumped, Yellow Bellied, Chicko-phant.
Pronounced Psycho-phant / ‘psycho, fant,
allegorical noun
a politically modified organism / low life who acts obsequiously (SUCKS UP BIG TIME) towards someone important in order to gain favor(s) and advantages.
AKA: A Brown Noser or Ass Kisser; identifiable by their orange faces stained so by repetitious or constant exposure to Dingle Berries (see images
@ #DonaldTrump and #RimmingPutin).
Recently outed from hidden compartments in GOP Senatorial closets.
It’s natural habitat are the desks and chairs on the Republican side of the Senate where they're affectionately referred to as Stool Softeners.
It is thought to be mostly male. Biologists, geneticists and most voters are hard pressed to find any specimens with testicles.
This genus of Psycho-phant’s plumage is all white with an aggressive, progressive spread of yellow stain on it’s belly feathers caused by it’s constantly pissing and moaning into the wind about how unfair the liberal media is. While Faux-menting unrest through its owned media companies where their false moral rhetorical and hypothetical, ethical Sins-are-clear.….
ly Spineless. the Psycho-phants lower jaw is hinged like a snakes so it can swallow any size lie whole. It’s gizzard is filled with alt-factisum which Psycho-phant gourmets say makes any size lie digestible.
The rank air about this foul fowl PMO is from it’s total lack of intestinal fortitude.Causing chronic, concussive crapping in catastrophic quantities of cloyingly caustic gas.
Their fecal matter is so void of nutrients and full of toxic vapor its useless as fertilizer, but flies better than the Psycho-phant. Because at hatching the brood flock chews it’s left winglet off making it flightless both physically and mentally.
Throwing tantrums fits of flat..ulent denial when faced with facts and recordings of its own hypocrisy and broken vows. They refuse to look into mirrors, terrified that they might have to reflect on themselves and their own actions. Often shedding responsibility, and honor faster than a tree loses leaves in an October hurricane.
The loss of neck and tail feathers is from the rough rearing they receive by Republican Statesmen.
When the GOP leadership’s beastial needs and greeds flair up into a frothing lunatic fringe binge, they can be found metaphorically choking their chicken-like mascots obsessively, through out the secured rooms of the congressional building. Mentally master-debating to fantasy’s of power and money, nearly asphyxiating their mascots at the climax of their authoritarian, fevered, screaming schemings.
When asked what it tastes like, geneticists said “Depends!”. When asked what it depended on? The geneticists said “No! Depends .. the adult diaper like ex-president Trump is rumored to wear”.
Mud-turtle, AKA Moscow Mitch confirmed his love of Psycho-phants, saying with a shit-eating grin “It’s all Right White meat”. Then returned to sucking out the marrow of a cracked wing bone.
Even the the SPCA and World Wildlife Fund hope this little monstrosity takes after the Lemmings and run off a cliff en masse. Or double cross a road during the “RUSH Hour”.
Coming soon the life cycle of the Psycho-phant.
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