They say half of New Hampshire voters made up their mind in the last day. I get that…
Vote Biden because he can win it. Only he can’t win it, apparently. And why is he calling a voter a dog-faced pony soldier.
Vote Warren because she is going to fight. But why isn’t she winning. And does she really need to take so many selfies. Is she really going to make private health insurance illegal? I’m not sure I would like that. And is she going to scare half the country into voting for Trump.
Vote Bernie because he is inspiring people. But what about his heart condition. Is he going to make private health insurance illegal? Can a socialist win? Is he going to terrify the country into voting for Trump.
Vote Amy because she is winning and she has that MidWestern thing going on. But is she a little too moderate for me. And she says she knows me. But does she really know me.
Pete seems interesting. But there is the experience thing. And is he a little too moderate for me?
Vote Bloomberg because he is going to throw billions of dollars into TV ads and he could probably beat Trump. But do I really want a billionaire.
Hm…
Maybe I should consider Biden. Or Warren. Or Pete… They say Democrats are in a state of disarray. I guess so, even me I am in disarray.
O my head.