Like the true patriots and humanitarians they are, in a press conference today at 4 pm, Biden and Sanders apologize to America for a country that has a history of brutal racism and sexism, and respectfully drop out of the race. “Speaking for all White Men we are very sorry for our racist and mysoginist culture, and today are respectuflly making amends” they suggest. “We couldn’t be more humbled by the politics and character of Senator Warren, and hereby defer to her for all of our future governmental responsibilities”
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What? It could happen.