With Trump, the truth can be elastic.
Now he claims he was being sarcastic
When he spoke about injecting bleach.
It was all somehow just a figure of speech.
The problem is, there's quite a chasm
Between what he said and real sarcasm.
You can't be sarcastic without being ironic
And you can't be the latter when you’re simply moronic.
If we hope to stay alive
We'll need Amendment Twenty-Five.