Alex Jones has a Super Power, according to Alex Jones. It’s his (so help me God) “honesty. And he is a marauding protestor, out to end the shelter in place orders from state governments. He is one of Trump’s “good people,” who are just “a little angry, and like any good person, he has promised to “eat your ass.”
But, wait. Parker Molloy on Twitter has turned this into a Jazz riff!
Isn’t 2020 just the greatest year ever? Mind you, I am at home, alone, getting over my COVID-19 bout. My ass is infectious, Alex.