It took long enough.
It took the imminent prospect of losing in the Alabama Senate GOP primary runoff election to a football coach who has never run for office before. And an Auburn coach at that, which must be really hard for an old University of Alabama law school grad like Jeff Sessions.
But Sessions — who put his manhood into a blind trust when he became Trump’s attorney general — finally lashed out Friday night at the raging asshole who humiliated him on a daily basis and even mocked his Southern accent.
See that last sentence — you don’t get to pick Alabama’s senator, Alabama does.
Well, bless your heart, Jeff.
You should have seen it coming. Did you think that after you decided to try to get your old seat back that Trump would let bygones be bygones?
He threw your ass under the bus once already. Now he’s backing it up over you.
It’s nice you decided to tell him to fuck off, but it’s waaaaaaaaaaay too late for that.
But hey, give it one more shot. Tell Trump how you are his true disciple and Tuberville wants to let scary brown people overrun the country. As if Trump gives a shit about any of that. Trump only wants to stick the knife into you and twist it.
Good luck in retirement, Jeff.
At least you’ll have Sen. Doug Jones in Washington to protect your Social Security and Medicare.
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UPDATE:
New tweet from Sessions this morning: