Trump made sure to avoid a repeat of the ribbing he received in the press after his walk of shame down the ramp at West Point by choosing one of the flattest states in America to make his grand entrance into the 2020 presidential campaign.
The entrance walkway was carefully prepped with the help of his campaign staff by making sure it was bone dry. Clearly visible bright white guidelines were added to keep a now loosey-goosey president from straying too far to the left of the right and into no-man’s land. (the press would love to see that and make a mockery of this opening rally) Instead...
Oh, what an entrance it was! The crowd could be heard cheering enthusiastically from the 26 seat immediately in front of the stage Trump was perched on, but less so the more altitude you gained, and the thinner the air got in the stadium. It was as if nobody bothered to show up. Now, that’s gratitude for ya.