Stephen Miller is reportedly writing Trump's 'race relations' speech—seriously

Only the "best" people.

According to American Urban Radio Networks, Donald Trump’s most racist adviser, Stephen Miller, is penning the speech “on race relations” that Trump plans to give at some point. This makes sense because every single person that isn’t some kind of sociopathic suck-up—and some of those sociopathic sucks too—has been purged from the White House. This leaves an even higher concentration of white supremacists than ever before.

Stephen Miller’s previous speech on immigration, which will potentially be put in the Hate Speech Hall of Fame, went over so swimmingly with humanity. One highlight that Trump will definitely point to is the nomination and confirmation of the first Black military service chief, Gen. Charles Q. Brown Jr. And that is the only highlight that comes to mind. 

Maybe Trump can talk about how he’s Made White House Interns Mostly White Again in his speech.

A tale of two Presidential intern pics. pic.twitter.com/I2jvqmZ9eE

— Fernand R. Amandi (@AmandiOnAir) June 9, 2020

He can probably sell hats to his totally not racist base.

In preparation, you can watch a younger Stephen Miller giving an amazing speech on race relations in Santa Monica, California, back when he was just a young high school racist.

Stephen Miller, who crafted @realDonaldTrump immigration policy at the southern border, including separating families and caging children, is preparing a @WhiteHouse speech on race relations. @aurnonline #AURN report https://t.co/2BMNkGPqgq

— AprilDRyan (@AprilDRyan) June 9, 2020