So, Minority President Trump, you’ve gone and decided it’s all right to get tough with the voters of this country. You don’t care what a big wide nation full of a hundred million plus voters say in their so-called “election.” You don’t care if you lose every single state. If you want to stay, you’ll stay.
You say “I’m the Leader of the country. The people don’t tell the Leader what to do. The Leader tells the people.”
I guess you think you can get away with it, too. You’ve spent a lifetime snapping off orders at small businesses and little properties here and there, telling better people than you what to do and getting away with it. Now you think you get to choose if and when you give up the presidency. If the people say they want Joe Biden, well then, maybe you’ll let us have him. Or maybe you won’t. After all, that’s the way you’ve always done things with your businesses, friends, and family members. Why should the most important office in all the land be any different?
You arrogant fool.
The White House is not Trump Tower. You’re not in a hotel bossing a few hundred helpless employees around. You are the titular head of a great nation of more than 320 million people.
Did you hear that, Fake President? A great nation stretching 3000 miles across a continent and out into the ocean, not some golf course dredged out of unused swamp land. A nation containing more than 320 million people, most of whom have never met you and don’t care if they ever do, people who have made it through their whole lives never getting any help from you and never wanting any, people who never needed your permission to do a single damn thing and who don’t need it now. We’re not a bunch of immigrants who don’t know what their rights are that you flew in from overseas to change your bed at Mar-a-lago. We know exactly what our rights are.
You think you own that taxpayer-supported building you are living in? Let me set you straight. WE own it. We built it, we paid for it, and we choose who gets to live there and when they have to leave.
You are an elected leader. You were not appointed by God or knighted by the King. You did not inherit the country from your father. You did not conquer it by force of arms. You were elected by the people, or at least by a minority of them. You serve at the pleasure of the people, and you can be removed at their displeasure.
And buddy boy, this in one person who is displeased as all get out. I’m not just speaking for myself, either. You can bet every fake hair on your head that there are millions of people ready to raise their fists in agreement with me, as many millions as your fake hairs.
Let me say it one more time. You do not decide if you get to stay or leave. We decide. If we tell you to leave in November, then YOU WILL LEAVE. You don’t tell us what we can or cannot do. We’ve booted out better presidents than you. In fact, every president we booted out was better than you.
Just try to stay after we say go and see what happens. Just you try. For decades the Republican party has been preaching about the American people’s right to arm themselves to fight back against a federal government that oppresses them. They preached it nonstop during the eight years Majority President Obama was in office.
You remember, the eight years our Real President spent not taking away everybody’s guns like the whole Donald Trump party swore he was going to do, and not proclaiming himself king like the DTP kept claiming, and not saying he couldn’t be investigated or impeached, and not saying he could hide all the records of what he has done from everybody, and not saying he could ignore every subpoena the co-equal rulers of the country, the legislature, send to him, and not saying he had absolute power to do anything he wanted, which – wait a minute! – all of which is exactly what you said and did.
Well guess what, dumbass. You’re the federal government now, and we’re the ones you’re trying to oppress. What happens if we say what’s sauce for the Republican goose is sauce for the Democratic gander. How would you like that, you pitiful excuse for a Putin wannabe?
What’s that? You wouldn’t like it? Well, that’s too bad, Dictator for a Day. Tell Franklin Graham to punch your TS card, because we don’t like you either, and we’re the ones running this country. We are the final court of appeal.
Every day more and more Americans are getting more and more fed up with you. You’ve spent your entire first term dodging your duties while playing golf and going to rallies, telling lies like you were getting paid by the lie, whining and complaining like a national convention of kindergartners, and promising anything you can think of to everyone you met and then ignoring everything you promised.
For years you have been losing more fans than you have been gaining. If the election is an honest one you are going to get fewer votes than last time, significantly and indisputably fewer. The only way you can win is through massive fraud, and it’ll have to be more massive than all the fraud you used before.
Which you just might be able to pull off, God help us. But even if you do, you’ll still go on losing fans in your next four years, for the same reason you’ve been losing them in your first four years. All that lying, whining, goofing off and fake promising I mentioned – you’re going to keep on doing it, whether you’re in the White House or out of it. If you let a snake into your home it doesn’t stop being a snake. No matter what it promises it’s still going to bite you.
Who was the wise man who said that back in 2016? Somebody tell us his name.
You think you’re seeing a lot of protests now, President Confessed Criminal Trump? You better remember that you and your Donald Trump Party are a minority in this country, and a Noisy Minority at that. That Silent Majority you keep talking about isn’t you. It’s us. An enemy of the United States who attacked us once famously said “I fear we have awakened a sleeping giant.” That’s exactly what you’re getting ready to do, Professor of Hustory.
Just you try to stay if we vote you out.
Just you try.