Well, this has been a really fun afternoon. I’ve been under the weather (I think it’s a touch of food poisoning) and the Ad producers chose today to go darn near silent.
This is what I learned this week:
If you haven’t eaten fast food in six months, it might just make you sick.
Ken dolls are, in fact, anatomically correct when you realize they were modeled on Ted Cruz.
If, as the republicans claim, we had a real cancel culture, tRump would have been canceled in 2016.
Republican Jesus is real. He even has a Facebook page.
Dairy farmers, as they watch their family farms fail, have decided that Donald tRump is udderly incompetent. (We think this is because he’s become enamored of plastic appendages).
The real reason Giuliani banned ferrets from New York City is because he wanted to be the only weasel in the city.
Don’t ever use a republican toilet. They are designed to blow hot air up your ass (just like their owners).
Mitch McConnell’s favorite foods are all marinated in a pork barrel.
Mr. “I Listen to My Gut” is undergoing the worst case of political indigestion since Nixon choked on his tapes.
Regardless of their reasons for joining the tRump train, his followers are not enjoying watching him flail and flutter like a teenager caught masturbating by his mother.
tRump supporters are starting to claim stranded Nigerian princes and the tRump Organization as dependents on their tax forms.
The sites of tRump rallies have been re-categorized as hazmat Superfund sites.
Devin Nunes is still a useless putz.
We used to have a presidency — now we have a malignancy.
Letting Donald tRump run the country is a lot like letting a litter box make dinner.
Republican philosophy includes the maxim: The more we get, the less we care — and we want it all.
Donald tRump has been formally recognized for his uncanny ability to make everything worse.
They are making an Xmas movie about tRump — It’s a Blunderful Life.
A new line of toys is set to hit the shelves this fall, in time for Christmas. It’s a set of Bubblehead dolls of all your favorite tRump spokesweasels.
The tRump Organization is going to release a full line of autographed MAGA Tiki torches — perfect for your next KKK rally.
In another “pardon of a dead person” publicity stunt, tRump is going to grant a full pardon to Josef Goebbels this week. Some of the older American Nazis are upset about tRump’s handling of the pandemic and he needs to shore up their support.
William Barr is having some trouble finding people corrupt enough to help him manufacture evidence.
The newest defense of Donald tRump appears to be that if he were ever to tell the truth, Russian style socialism would break out in the suburbs ending life as we know it.
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Goodie took a break from loving Joe to bring us another uplifting GNR: Biden Campaign beats the Trump campaign on money, strategy, and message: Saturday's Good News
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