Welcome to what is the 919th original profile here at “Crazy/Stupid Republican of the Day”, where we’ll be discussing a 2020 candidate for U.S. Senate from Delaware, Lauren Witzke, who just won the GOP Primary a few days ago for that seat. She’s a former Trump campaign staffer who did her work for him in Iowa, and more importantly, she is yet another Qanon conspiracy theorist that the Republican Party have on the ballot trying to get to Washington, D.C. this fall. Of course, her belief in a conspiracy that Democrats kidnap children to be sacrificed in Satanic rituals where they are harvested for fear hormones that grant eternal youth to the cabal of leftists is somehow not the only crazy s*** she’s tied up in.
Because, a little peek down Lauren Witzke’s social media feed shows she’s also furthered conspiracy theories rooted in anti-Semitism, has shared stories about how the Earth is flat (pretty easy to clown Flat Earthers since that’s been debunked since before the birth of Christ by astronomers), and wouldn’t you know it, she also is a 9/11 Truther.
We’re still not done. As Witzke celebrated her victory in the GOP Primary, she took the time out on Twitter to thank Nick Fuentes, one of the organizers of the “Unite the Right” hate rally in Charlottesville where Neo-Nazis terrorized the town and one drove a car into a crowd of counter-protesters to kill Heather Heyer. She frequently interacts with white nationalists on social media, and sometimes in person like Nick Wheeler. Her campaign manager, Michael Sisco, is also a self-described monarchist who would like to supplant American democracy with a monarchy, and run all the Jewish people out of the country, so…
So while it’s obvious that with all those white nationalist pals, you would guess that she would be an anti-immigrant xenophobe, right? Well, it’s a little bit weirder than that. Lauren Witzke has groused about Mexican cartels putting drugs across the border in the United States, which isn’t off brand… but she has an odd personal twist she brings to the discussion. Witzke has, by her own admission, volunteered that she used to work with the cartels and while being a heroin and amphetamine user herself, ran drugs across the border for them(!).
We would like to think Senator Chris Coons’ seat is safe for another six years and not lose any sleep about this loon taking him down in November. But holy s***, Lauren Witzke has overtaken Christine O’Donnell for the craziest Republican to run for Congress in Delaware, and it isn’t even close.
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