I was thinking about the recent travails of Mssrs. Hawley and Cruz, and this song popped into my head (“Ironic” by Alanis Morissette from the Jagged Little Pill album). I mean, who would’ve thought that supporting the President of the United States and trying to tap into his tens of millions of supporters could bite you in the ass so badly? It figures. Talk about raining on your wedding day…
These two douchebags decided that the truth didn’t matter. They both know the truth, but their political ambitions got the best of them. They both know that Biden won the election, got more votes than Trump did, but decided to go along with the conspiracy theory on the idea that because so many people questioned the election, it should be investigated. Never mind WHY the people questioned the election, the fact that they did meant that Hawley and Cruz needed to throw away all integrity and attach themselves to these nutjobs even AFTER the Capitol building had been attacked. So imagine their shock—SHOCK— at now being at the very bottom of the Republican totem pole among their peers.
Couldn’t happen to a shittier couple of assholes. For those who are unfamiliar with Alanis Morissette’s Jagged Little Pill, go to Youtube and check it out, then buy the songs. It’s an amazing album, one of the best rock albums of the 1990s. Here is “Ironic.”