Last week, I pointed out that all the people who attacked the Capitol with cell phones played themselves. I’m looking at you Zip Tie Guy!
Well, I understated the ease with which that data gets hoovered up. Turns out there are multiple cells in the Capitol itself! They have precise location data down to the meter. You showed up with a lit cell phone? You’re on the list.
This plus analytics and you will have a social network in a matter of days, if not sooner. Let’s see who on that list is stupid enough to come back for a second bite at the apple. This time around, there is not going to be any excuse for getting caught flat footed. I’ll be surprised if any of these chucklehaids get within sight of their targets.