The unbearable pain of a Twitter Ban

It started slowly.. a ban for 24 hours for tweeting something Big Tech doesn’t like

Then a ban for until the inauguration, for telling Big Tech where to stick it.  I was banned until Biden invades the WH and Jack won’t let me play! 

• I see funny stuff on twitter, I can’t like it!
• I want to retweet some righteous putdown of an idiot, I can’t
• Compose a tweet complaining woe is me and no one has ever been treated so unfairly ? Can’t
• Tried to tweet from other accounts. Twitter banned them too

I started saving the tweets I want to like or retweet, in the hopes the ban will end someday and I can then like them, retweet them and add my stable genius wisdom to it. But there are too many! I then started writing them down but Kayleigh is losing the sticky notes I’m giving her with my thoughts. She claims she can’t read them! What’s not to read on “Bigg frd ever MAGA I won in lndsl” ???

I have good genes, my IQ is bigger than many countries GDP and Big Tech refuses to let me speak ?

What will I do ? Mel is not speaking to me and Vanky will only talk to me after I pardon her and Jared. MyPillow guy wants a pardon too. G wants me to pay 20,000 per hour to talk to me…

Barron won’t stop playing his videogames and chatting to his friends. He should let me chat on his account but Mel forbade him to give me his phone

I have so many wins to tell, No president did what I did ever. It is so unfair!!!