The Trumps are in the process of vacating the White House. Certainly a deep clean is in order thanks to Covid 19 and the brilliant Trump plan of trying to infect everyone who came to the White House by not requiring masks. Why wear a mask when the illusive “herd mentality” is so close at hand?
But then there is deep cleaning on another level, akin to cleaning a college fraternity after four years of debauchery, excessive drinking and unprotected sex. You know, like the parties Supreme Court Justice “I love beer” Brett Kavanaugh frequently attended.
It’s like watching the Clampett’s (only with none of the charm) pack up and move out. Manhatten hillbillies unceremoniously slinking off with their personality disorders, family dysfunction, and wardrobe full of clothes that more often than not could not hide the rot of those who wore them. Who can ever forget Melania’s choice of the sheik, “I Don’t Care, Do You” coat she chose the day she went to visit the kids at the border? Obvious in her choice was not wanting to overdress for the caged children so her $80K shoes and $120K dresses were a left hanging in her residence.
I mean no disrespect to the Clampett’s and unabashedly admit I loved that show for all the reasons I hate the Trump family. The Clampett’s, honest, helpful folk from the country, oozed humility. The Trump’s on the other hand have none.
No, I use the comparison in a straightforward and derogatory way. As in white trash. White trash that even Ivanka’s line of overpriced clothing or knockoff handbags couldn’t cover up. And who can ever forget the picture of the Trump boys, useless twits with neither a shred of humanity nor an ounce of brains between them, proudly standing over their kill of endangered species de jour. Trophy hunters. Aww, shucks, a couple of urban hillbillies out having fun, relieving the stress of running their corrupt family charity or laundering money through the Trump Organization for the Russians.
So farewell to the Trump’s, America’s First Family of White Trash. Thank you for taking a shit on American democracy. Your graceless and profound ignorance of Americans values and culture. Your unfailing bad taste in, well, everything. Thank you for reminding us that the office of President of the United States can survive four years of scum. The White House can always be cleaned, purged, purified or rebuilt if necessary. I look forward to the upcoming battles as Palm Beach residents unite to block these Manhattan hillbillies from desecrating their fair city.