Well, we just saw an attempted coup d'etat in the United States. I never thought I would see that here. It wasn't well coordinated, it wasn't well organized, and it ended in failure. But how the hell did we get here?
So, you see, there's a giant cabal of billionaires that run everything in the world, and they all conspired, all at once, with zero leaks, to go after Donald Trump. That's the only logical explanation. From George Soros to Bill Gates to Jeff Bezos, everyone of them held secret meetings, during a pandemic, to rig this election and just give it to Joe Biden. Despite the Republicans' most ardent efforts, they somehow continued meeting and conspiring and otherwise thwarting the actual true will of the people.
Not only that, South American leaders were reanimated through magic science and they threw their weight at the issue as well, and Germany counted our votes. I don't mean the country, but rather the lawyer for Brad Raffensperger, who has a nice last name.
And then, because millions of dead people voted, Joe Biden won by over seven million votes, although I cannot show any evidence of that. The recounts in multiple states continued to show that results were accurate because they are all paid for by the richest people in the world, which apparently does not include Trump in its rollcall. This has nothing to do with a complete lack of leadership or ability or even an interest in leading. Rather, it has everything to do with every single atom in the entire universe conspiring against one fat, orange-hued imbecile at just the right time to derail his grift train.
If any of this makes any sense to you, you're probably on the wrong website.