Republican leaders in Congress are promoting a bill to repeal the 6th, 8th and 9th Commandments today.
The need to overturn almost 5,000 years of precedent is driven largely by the GOP base for whom killing, stealing, and lying are cultural tradition.
Major supporters of Republican Candidates also support the move. NRA spokesperson Irma Ghana - Quillia voiced support stating that “ any prohibition against killing is inherently anti second amendment, the sixth commandment stating “thou shalt not kill” infringes on the rights of gun owners.
The idea that bearing false witness may alienate Trump lovers pushed many GOP members to point out that Moses was likely a socialist and dismissing Jesus as a libtard. Besides it’s not a lie if it polls well.
Ted Cruz made clear that while stealing per se is “bad” that God, the original author of the 10 commandments never intended to prevent political operatives to use dishonest tactics to take the money of their followers. Citing the pardon of Steve Bannon by God’s chosen representative, Donald Trump as proof of Gods hidden intent. Christians across the nation applauded the move.
In other news increasingly strident members of the GOP caucus have taken to picking their noses in public and farting in crowded elevators in order to make clear their proper role in running the nation.