Forget schools, it looks like we're going to need active shooter drills in pizza parlors.
As if America's mass shooter crisis isn't bad enough, we now have lunatics shooting up pizza parlors because their pizza pies are 10 minutes late.
Pizza Trouble in Tennessee
A Tennessee man was arrested for threatening staff at a Little Caesars Pizza with an AK-47 - the favorite gun of Second Amendment Patriots™ everywhere! - after being told his pepperoni pizza would take 10 minutes to make.
The suspect, Charles Doty Jr
got upset and demanded a free breadstick order and went outside the business to wait for the pizza. When Doty Jr. returned, he had the rifle in hand and was pointing it at employees, demanding his pizza immediately.
This life threatening incident occurred over a $6 pizza.
The suspect was later arrested and taken to jail.
To no one's surprise, this incident occurred just a few months after the Republican-controlled legislature in Tennessee enacted a “permitless carry” law, allowing any random yahoo to carry weapons without any training or licensing from the state.
Dying for Pizza in Utah
Two men walked into a Papa John's pizza shop in Utah to pick up the order they'd earlier placed over the phone. Upon being told a computer shutdown had delayed their order, both men became upset and refused to leave until employees called police.
The two customers ran off, sans pizza, into the night, but returned a short while later and fired a gun at the pizza store, shattering glass and injuring one employee.
Thankfully, police quickly found both men, determined the identity of the shooter, and placed him under arrest.
Is this what America has come to? That we can't even enjoy a pizza pie in peace? Will we now need metal detectors at Pizza Hut? Weapons searches at Domino's?
How many more people have to be injured and killed before something is done?
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