Tweets of the Week Dec 12-18 2021

It’s that time again, time to see who’s getting coal in their stocking this Christmas (except Joe Manchin, who would love that. He’s getting a solar panel). Let’s take a look at this week’s proof that you don’t need to be stupid to be evil, but it sure does help.

And in the spirit of bipartisanship, here’s wishing everyone a happy Christmas and merry holidays.

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365,348 children went missing in 2020.

You haven't heard a word from the media about it.

There enlies the problem.

— Lauren Boebert (@laurenboebert) December 12, 2021

Lauren Boebert is a dumbass racist xenophobic talibangelical gun-humping fascist domestic terrorist high school dropout cringeworthy cultist who’s married to a criminal psycho pervert pedo.

There enlies the problem.

— The USA Singers (@TheUSASingers) December 12, 2021

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This inflation is getting out of hand. Poor Rick Scott had to pawn his eyebrows to keep his kids in shoes. https://t.co/5EPFOcLKXt

— Merry Cavsmas! (@CombatCavScout) December 13, 2021

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“Corner” pic.twitter.com/na0ufVS5no

— PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 (@patriottakes) December 12, 2021

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When Lauren Boebert blocks someone pic.twitter.com/1TP1w0txz8

— Sit back and relapse (@Ginger_Ass) December 12, 2021

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— bettemidler (@BetteMidler) December 13, 2021

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This is the libertarian version of being dealt a natural straight flush. https://t.co/D3lnghs0jV

— A.R. (Actually Republic) Moxon (@JuliusGoat) December 13, 2021

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Tax rich people who think we need to hear their opinions on trans people at 8,000%

— LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) December 13, 2021

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I always say, “Blow me.” I never say, “Eat me.” https://t.co/6SLYoDEebT

— The Rude Pundit (@rudepundit) December 14, 2021

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BREAKING: Donald Trump Cites Bone Spurs as Reason Why He Did Not Tell January 6th Rioters to Go Home

— born miserable (@bornmiserable) December 14, 2021

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“And let me tell you something about kangaroos. I got in a fight with one in a bar in 1997.  Bitch had words about my mullet.  Hard puncher, but glass jaw.  This is exactly why we need to stop foreigners from coming into the country and passing our laws.” https://t.co/LietY9twwy

— SpeakerOfTheHat (@Popehat) December 14, 2021

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“Let us go then Brandon, you and I” - maga T.S. Eliot

— Bill Corbett (@BillCorbett) December 15, 2021

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Especially since his emails were about plotting a coup d'etat, while ours were about gefilte fish. https://t.co/XLYENxoCbn

— Hillary Clinton (@HillaryClinton) December 16, 2021

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"gas prices are eleventy billion dollars a gallon and when I was president gas was free and coming out of fountains everywhere and people came up to me weeping saying they had enough gas to get to the stores to say merry christmas and now there's no gas and santa is dead"

— Vax it up. 🇺🇸 (@Disasterdude_VT) December 16, 2021

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WOW. i don't see how fauci recovers from this https://t.co/xCxHP4I9rz

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) December 17, 2021

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LMAO, he ALMOST got out of the Trump administration with no one really noticing him. Almost. https://t.co/p1WiJ6YYJv

— The Monkey Who Stole Christmas (@VitruvianMonkey) December 17, 2021

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It should be no surprise that Rick Perry was a cheerleader for Donald’s Big Lie. Rick is even more stupid than Donald, if that is technically possible. pic.twitter.com/nsIxKnAH4U

— Mrs. Betty Bowers (@BettyBowers) December 18, 2021

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Crying pic.twitter.com/KeCD4KwkUY

— YIMBY aktion 🇺🇸🇩🇪🥑🔰 (@opinion_left) December 18, 2021

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I saw Bad Angry White People at Bonnaroo in '04, and they were fantastic. Cannibalism, on the other hand, did like a 40 minute set - mostly their new stuff - and then bailed.

— Bryan Mac (@Bry_Mac) December 17, 2021

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I want a gingerbread MAN, with a huge dripping hog the way the lord intended pic.twitter.com/fzZiezVeKQ

— Three Dog Mike (@M_Lynx_3000) December 18, 2021

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Every day you wake up and are not Ted Cruz, realize it could always be worse. https://t.co/TdBH8EjCOp

— The Hoarse Whisperer (@TheRealHoarse) December 18, 2021

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after 11 months, it's still nice to have a president who shuts the fuck up and lets us enjoy a quiet weekend

— Jeff Tiedrich (@itsJeffTiedrich) December 12, 2021