Tweets Of The Week Feb 14-20 2021

Tweets of the Week world headquarters is located in Central Texas. As you all know, we had a bit of a situation with the weather down here this week, compounded by massive failures on the part of government and the private sector both. But not even a deadly catastrophe can stop the indomitable Tweets of the Week.

This week’s offerings might be a little bit thin, as we had no electricity for a long time and also had to devote much effort to boiling melted snow for drinking water among other things. Thankfully, Ted Cruz’s stupid adventures provided a lot of material just as the lights were coming back on, and the sheer vastness of the right wing’s ridiculousness did the rest.

The TOTW poll is absent this week. It’s mourning the loss of all the plants in my (normally) heated greenhouse and my (normally) heated living room. But really, were there any other choices besides Cruz’ tropical vacation and Donald Trump Jr. thinking Texas has a Democratic governor? If you can think of anything, let us know with your comment.

But you didn’t come here for a weather report. Let’s get to the tweets.

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Good morning anyone want to do some treason it’s totally legal now

— Mariya Alexander (@MariyaAlexander) February 14, 2021

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He looks like an out of shape Tiger King wearing a suit made for someone else.

— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) February 15, 2021

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There are worse neck situations I can think of off hand. https://t.co/evrO4JURkO pic.twitter.com/Icc14E1UP2

— Schooley (@Rschooley) February 16, 2021

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I bet if Texas renamed their power grid to uterus, the state would be regulating the shit out of it.

— Irishrygirl (@irishrygirl) February 17, 2021

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I sincerely hope people aren't just dancing on it. pic.twitter.com/dmlpCr5iGz

— Mrs. Betty Bowers (@BettyBowers) February 20, 2021

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Henry Kissinger do the Limbaugh challenge

— Radio Free Labo(u)r (@RadioFreeLabour) February 17, 2021

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who called it Mitch McConnell versus Donald Trump and not Tortoise and the Hair

— Born Miserable (@bornmiserable) February 17, 2021

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Governor Abbott will #TurnTexasBlue by literally turning Texans blue.

— God (@TheTweetOfGod) February 18, 2021

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HEARTBREAKING: One Texas resident had to travel over 1700 miles to find heat, water, and electricity. https://t.co/WwbVgp2BcI

— The Daily Show (@TheDailyShow) February 18, 2021

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President of Mexico: "When Texas sends its people here, they’re not bringing their best. They're bringing seditionists. They're bringing deserters. They're bringing Ted Cruz."

— Fifty Shades of Whey (@davenewworld_2) February 18, 2021

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We all know who lost the wet t-shirt contest https://t.co/lkLkmMS6eJ

— Marie Connor for Gov. of Arkansas (@thistallawkgirl) February 18, 2021

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come on everyone this is entirely reasonable ted cruz just needed to test the pina coladas to make sure antifa didn't poison them https://t.co/e3lmdkGdFG

— jordan (@JordanUhl) February 18, 2021

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I feel like I owe @tedcruz an apology. When he voted against sending aid to my home state of New Jersey after Sandy I accused him of only caring about Texas. I was obviously wrong.

— Danny Zuker (@DannyZuker) February 19, 2021

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When your defense of Ted Cruz is that it’s good they aren’t wasting electricity on him... https://t.co/468mc4gUrg

— The Hoarse Whisperer (@TheRealHoarse) February 18, 2021

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You know your judgment is bad when this haircut is only the third worst decision you made this month. pic.twitter.com/8vVAmR7ygr

— Jimmy Kimmel (@jimmykimmel) February 19, 2021

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Every day, Donald Trump Jr. looks more like a wet hot dog dipped in pubic hair. pic.twitter.com/ELp40370Qb

— Middle Age Riot (@middleageriot) February 19, 2021

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This is just wrong. Speaking for the Left, we want to go back to our cafes so we can drink soy lattes and plot the socialist takeover before going home with a stranger for gay sex. I miss all that. https://t.co/DOuO2dZHbL

— The Rude Pundit (@rudepundit) February 19, 2021

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Onan will always be welcome on FOX. https://t.co/P1lWR4uQBk

— J. Elvis Weinstein (@JElvisWeinstein) February 19, 2021

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Shootin' at a gun store?

The problem is obvious.  Not enough guns.https://t.co/628opCzEPG

— Tea Pain (@TeaPainUSA) February 21, 2021

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Kinda weird they were silent about Trump’s flea ridden lap dog for the past four years. https://t.co/CQlvX0IU1f pic.twitter.com/Ru2CxeJsua

— Allen Peacock (@allenpeacock) February 20, 2021

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How does Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez stay so thin when she regularly eats republicans for lunch?

— nastywomancosmetics (@nastywomanco) February 20, 2021

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“At this point, if the Zodiac Killer is still alive, he’s gonna reveal his identity just so people don’t think he’s Ted Cruz. “ - my wife

— Phil Pirrello (@PhilPirrello) February 18, 2021