Pardon the Insurrection: Satire
By Lyer, Fibski & Propagandovitch, famous Moscow PR outlet
For Immediate Release:
We learned today that the former POTUS, Donald J. Trump, is planning another television show.
“We are looking at a reality game show that will make me money and keep my name out there”, he said. “The American people are great, at least my base is, but we all know that they have the memory of a flea. That’s why I need to keep my name out there. Twitter is no longer helping me do that“.
“The show, ‘Pardon the Insurrection’, is a double entendre”, he continued. “Double entendre means two times the profits, in French. Spasiba! That’s French for ‘bigly’ and I speak French, flumentally. Any language really, except Russian. I’ve never even been there”.
“In any case, the show will feature a winner of my pardon and is sure to be very exciting. And true. Everyone knows I won the election by a landslide, so I can pardon anyone I want”, Trump said.
“My next show will be called ‘Stop the Steal’. It too will be a reality game show and a huge hit”, he added. “I’ll call Nielsen and ask him to check on the ratings, just to make sure”.