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Let us count the similes:
Expecting the Republicans to be Bipartisan ... is like expecting “Al-Qaeda to investigate 9-11” …
Expecting the Republicans to be Bipartisan ... is like expecting McConnell to put the American people first.
Expecting the Republicans to be Bipartisan ... is like expecting McCarthy to do the right thing.
Expecting the Republicans to be Bipartisan ... is like expecting Q-anon to admit it was all just a Joke.
Expecting the Republicans to be Bipartisan ... is like expecting Kavanaugh to turn down a Beer!
Expecting the Q-publicans to be Bipartisan ... is like expecting them to have read the Constitution.
Expecting the GQP to be Bipartisan ... is like expecting Fox TV to be ‘fair and balanced’ …
Expecting the Republicans to be Bipartisan ... is like expecting “the former guy” to just retire quietly with dignity.
Expecting the Republicans to be Bipartisan ... is like expecting Lucy really won’t pull away the Football this time — just trust them!
Buy a clue, Dems — it ain’t ever gonna happen.
Bipartisanship is a pipe-dream the Republicans demand when they are in power; and will forever deny, whenever they are without it.
Let this Dream go.
Bipartisanship is like tire restraints, being placed on the wheels of progress and real change.
THIS is what we can always count on the Trumplicants to do! It’s baked into their cake.
They hate government. They are committed to dismantling it, at every chance they get.
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It’s long past time … we stop letting them.
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