Apparently I hurt some feelings yesterday.
I called well-intentioned bigots assholes.
I called sexy sexists assholes.
I called sweet homophobes assholes.
I called beautiful transphobes assholes.
I called lovely NRA card-carrying gun huggers assholes.
I called pleasant racists assholes.
I called patriotic white supremacists assholes.
I called intelligent flag waving warmongers assholes.
I called delightful seditionists assholes.
I called amusing QAnon followers assholes.
I called their exquisite leaders assholes.
I called their adorable voter suppressionists assholes.
I called sensible climate change deniers assholes.
I called sober anti-vaxers assholes.
I called rational science deniers assholes.
I called logical conspiracy theory nuts assholes.
My heartfelt apologies go out to any more of these American heroic Republicans that I have forgotten.
I’m so sorry.
Really.