AMERICAN HISTORY: The Jingoist’s Approved Version

     In 1492, Columbus discovered America, which began in 1776.

     America started great, and has always remained great! There was never any invading of other people’s lands and there was no slavery. In every war, we were the good guys and we triumphed over the bad guys. And we never had American citizens imprisoned during wartime just for their nationality.

     The Civil Rights movement never happened, because it was unnecessary in our great country in which there has never been any racial injustice.

     Watergate and Iran-Contra never happened either. God bless America!