You heard it here 1st: Bill Barr, former AG turned turncoat was brainwashed by Jewish space lasers

How could Trump’s toady Attorney General go from this...

(He didn’t always wear a red tie — never longer than Trump’s of course — when the two were together.)

… to this:

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Of course this isn’t true, let alone logical since if there really was a Jewish space laser Donald Trump would have had a serious accident on the golf course while playing with his little putter a long time ago.

William Barr is arguably the highest ranking and highest profile sycophant to turn against Trump unless you count Mike Pence who didn’t let the grass grow under his feet after certifying the election to become a supplicant to his personal Almighty. 

How could this be?

I expect that the fevered brains at QAnon will come up with the answer: it has to have been the notorious Jewish brainwashing space lasers.

Addendum: If there is a Jewish space laser it may very well be operated by my namesake: