Jealousy, Thy Name Is Kayleigh

When she worked for Donald, Kayleigh

Took great pride in lying daily.

For her master she was zealous;

Of her successor she's now jealous,

Weeping bitter tears of woe

On some stupid Fox News show

Because a great photographer

Won't be taking pics of her.

She's upset and throwing fits

To be ignored by Leibowitz.

No longer is she quite so cocky,

Now she's been shown up by Psaki.