When she worked for Donald, Kayleigh
Took great pride in lying daily.
For her master she was zealous;
Of her successor she's now jealous,
Weeping bitter tears of woe
On some stupid Fox News show
Because a great photographer
Won't be taking pics of her.
She's upset and throwing fits
To be ignored by Leibowitz.
No longer is she quite so cocky,
Now she's been shown up by Psaki.