GOP’s Hot Air: Satire
By Lyer, Fibski & Propagandovitch, famous Moscow PR outlet
For immediate release:
In a bid to defuse concerns about the impending end of the world, Republicans are claiming that the global temperature is actually two degrees cooler than official measurements have shown.
“We have nothing to worry about”, said a senior official at the National Republican Committee. “As soon as we determine the temperature exceeds the two degree threshold we will reassess the global temperature once again.”
“People accuse us of not caring about the environment, but this reset just shows how wrong they are”, he continued. “We care enough to keep us in the comfort zone. When it gets hotter we can always turn up the AC. See? Problem solved!”