Last December, Melissa Carone rocketed to prominence with a public display of slurred ineptitude so gloriously nuts that even Rudy Guiliani tried to hush her up. As a witness in Rudy’s colossally inept “Stop the Steal” tour, she presented her impossible claim that more than 100,000 votes were illegally cast in Michigan with such self-assured lunacy that SNL featured her in a sketch.
And why was Carone testifying? Giuliani said it was because, as a contractor for Dominion — whose voting machines were used in the state — she had an insider’s knowledge. But according to Dominion, her role was more outside than inside. The company said Carone was "hired through a staffing agency for one day to clean glass on machines and complete other menial tasks."
Here’s the real Melissa Carone (she starts at 0:29)
Carone added, “Dead people voted and illegals voted.” And when challenged by Rep. Steve Johnson (R-Wayland) replied, “I know what I saw, I know what I saw. And I signed something saying that if I’m wrong, I can go to prison, Did you?”
And here is Cecily Strong’s version on SNL (starts at 1:56)
Credit where credit is due. Melissa “I see dead people” Carone has no quit in her. Or is it no shame? Despite the ridicule, she did not retire to lick her wounds. She decided to run for a State House Seat on a platform of “election integrity”.
Today she posted a video, in which she made a claim as to the contents of the COVID vaccines followed by some biblical commentary. I will not editorialize, as anyone listening to Carone will quickly realize the absurdity of her remarks. Unless they are like-minded in which case they will probably be celebrating her as a prophet.
Here’s what she said,
“This is an experimental vaccine that has aborted baby tissue in it. This right here, this is solid evidence, we are definitely in the end times. Look at what they are doing in other countries. They’re having … they’re … they’re putting people in camps. What do people not understand here? I mean is this … I … I … I can’t even believe it. It is the end of times. It is in the Bible. Um. This, this has something to do with, I believe, the mark of the beast. I do. Um. It … it is … I mean every sign is there. Um.”
How do you get to be like this?