Rudy Colludy’s been kicked to the curb by President Trump, who is refusing to pay his bills, and been stripped of his ability to practice law in New York, and is being investigated for various shenanigans, including trying to gin up false narratives about the Bidens in Ukraine. He also is targeted in a major suit by Dominion to the tune of over a billion dollars over his statements about fraud in the 2020 election. In short, he’s got problems.
So what’s a grifter whose main tap has been shut off to do? Hit up the marks rubes base for more money of course!
So some of Rudy’s buddies have set up a crowdfunding page to pay for his legal woes. Here’s what they have to say on their main page (The Rudy Giuliani Freedom Fund):
The Deep State is on a mission to take down every single one of President Donald J. Trump’s closest allies.
Among their top targets is Rudy Giuliani, who was repeatedly censored for trying to expose the truth about the Biden Family’s corruption ahead of the 2020 presidential election.
But, Rudy’s loyalty to President Trump and the truth has come with a hefty price.
The FBI not only spied on Rudy’s private communications with President Trump during the first impeachment trial, but even hounded him in a dawn raid on his apartment.
As Alan Dershowitz wisely pointed out, “In banana republics, in … many parts of the world, when a candidate loses for president, they go after the candidate, they go after his lawyers, they go after his friends… That’s happening in America now. They’re going after Rudy Giuliani.”
President Trump governed by a motto to drain the swamp and put the American people first.
Now, the swamp is revolting by placing a bull’s eye on the backs of every Trump loyalist who had the guts to challenge the Deep State. That puts Rudy at the top of their list.
Rudy’s fate will determine if America still is a Republic governed by We The People, or if the swamp has finally amassed total control of our great country.
That’s why Rudy urgently needs YOUR help as he battles for his freedom and justice.
And don’t forget… if the Deep State can do this to a former president’s confidante who did nothing wrong, then one day, they could do it to you.
That’s some real...something. It reads like bad dystopian alternate history, doesn’t it?
Thing is, that stirring/nauseating/insane plea seems to not be stirring the rubes to open up their pocketbooks:
Poor Rudes. Less than eight grand? Oh, Rudy. When will you realize that you have all the charisma of Nosferatu’s less attractive stunt double? You’re out of favor with the cult right now since Donald doesn’t want to pay your bills. What makes you think Jim Bob is gonna pony up a few bucks? After all, he’s probably got legal problems of his own, what with having to get a lawyer over the January 6th riots.