Really? Annoying? Donald Trump Jr.’s screeching banshee of a girlfriend? You don’t say.
As the head of the Trump crime family ponders his sins and which kidney to shiv his son in, he’s apparently throwing a fit or three about Don Jr.’s latest bad decision. It seems he thinks Kimberly Guilfoyle, the woman who vacuums out Junior’s air passages between coke binges (allegedly; maybe; people are saying), is, get this, “annoying.”
From the July 9 POLITICO Playbook:
GUILFOYLE RANKLES TRUMP — It’s DONALD TRUMP’S most frequent complaint: people profiting off his name. The latest offender? His son’s girlfriend, MAGA’s own Eva Perón, KIMBERLY GUILFOYLE. Aides told Playbook that Trump has been openly griping that Guilfoyle joined ERIC GREITENS’ campaign for Senate in Missouri as national campaign chair, and he’s becoming increasingly short with Guilfoyle.
“Trump thinks Greitens is problematic, and that Kim is annoying,” said one Trump adviser. “He said, ‘Why the f--- is she working for him?’”
Another adviser said Trump would not endorse Greitens if the primary were today, citing the scandal that forced him to resign as governor three years ago: allegations that he tied up, sexually assaulted and blackmailed a St. Louis hairdresser with whom he had an affair in 2015. A March poll conducted by Trump’s former pollster TONY FABRIZIO shows Greitens with a 40-point lead over the next closest contender.
Wait a second. Donald Trump only supports sexual predators that he handpicks. How dare she wander this far out from the cult compound?
As for Guilfoyle being annoying—is it possible that he’s just noticing that now?
I mean, we all saw this, right?
Yeah. What do you think? It’s kind of sexy in a vomit-inducing, scared-for-my-life-and-holy-cajones kind of way. I wouldn’t be all that surprised if the zombie corpse of Benito Mussolini crawled out of his grave and told her to dial it down a notch. She’s like an unfunny, slightly less nuanced Sam Kinison.
Junior will have to do better if he wants to impress Daddy Dipshit. Maybe he can lop off the heads of some zoo animals next time he visits Busch Gardens. That sounds like his bag.
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