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Whatado evraybody, whatado.
Colbert: Wanda Sykes and Craig Melvin are spotlighted.
Corden: Tracy Morgan; musical performance by Kings of Leon.
Fallon: Kathryn Hahn; Jon M. Chu. Also: Polo G. performs.
Meyers: Peyton Manning ("Capital One College Bowl"); Bowen Yang ("Hot White Heist"); and Edgar Wright ("The Sparks Brothers"). Also: Stevie Nistor sits-in with the 8G Band.
Kimmel: Unspecified repeat
SNL: Regina King hosts. Nathaniel Rateliff performs.
Went to the hospital yesterday and had a blood dye CT scan done on my legs. Apparently 45 years of drinking, smoking, and eschewing something they called Cardi B. -Cardi O.- some card thing, is not generally advisable.
I asked the nurse what her opinion of the images was. She told me they had really good pictures and I’ll get a report next week. Apparently, she some experience in these matters. Anyway, we had a grand time, I was having fun cracking wise with some of my best medically relevant material and she was a good audience.
When you’re in dealing with medical folks it’s helpful to keep them in stitches.