Death is a Liberal Hoax

Don’t be a sheep! Death is something the liberal media made up just so they can make money from Big Death! It’s all just a scam to make money with funeral parlors and cemetery plots! It’s also a scam to scare you into seeing a doctor when you’re sick, and to make money selling vaccines and prescription medications!

If you try to convince me I’m wrong by posting links to obituaries, it won’t work! I don’t buy into that baloney the liberal media fling at you sheep! I’m too smart!

If a doctor tells you, “Don’t do this thing or that thing because you might die”, don’t listen! Engage in any and all risky behavior you want! You won’t die, because death doesn’t exist! Its a liberal hoax!