Ballad to Ron DeSantis (To the song by The Clash-I fought the law and the law won)

I am in favor of local control except when I am not

I Implementing local anti-mask mandates
I fought the virus and the virus won
I fought the virus and the virus won
I needed to raise money for my presidential run
I fought the virus and the virus won
I fought the virus and the virus won

My hospitals are filling up and it feels so bad;
Guess my ban was bad.
People are being infected more than ever,
I fought the virus and the virus won
I fought the virus and the virus won

Lying to people with a straight face,
I fought the virus and the virus won
I fought the virus and the virus won

I lost my popularity and it feels so bad,
Guess my ban was bad
Loved ones of people who have died are so sad,
I fought the virus and the virus won
I fought the virus and the virus won